Actually, I do need a job

In reference to E's post about the head football coaching job now open at Michigan, and since I will be graduating in the next month, I decided to submit my resume for consideration.

Unfortunately, all the online application process consisted of was the usual pre-screening questions, like have you ever been convicted of a felony, are you a white male because we won't hire you otherwise, etc. No prompt for a personal statement or anything like that. I promise to keep you all updated on any developments with this job.