Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Patriots humor

Excerpts from DJ Gallo's Week 8 wrap on ESPN.com's Page 2...

17 -- The Patriots have now won all of their games by 17 points or more and have outscored opponents so far this season by an average of 41.3 to 15.9. And while we're dealing in decimals, Bill Belichick's internal body temperature has stayed at a consistent -273.15 degrees Celsius (or 0 degrees Kelvin, as the kids say), cooled by a dense block of ice where his soul used to be.

1 -- Leading 38-0 yesterday in the fourth quarter yesterday over Joe Gibbs' Redskins, the Patriots went for it on fourth-and-1. Later in the fourth quarter while leading 45-0, the Patriots went for it on fourth-and-2. That's why I think that the next time Bill Belichick steps out of his house, he is going to mowed down by one NASCAR.

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